You parents and parents-to-be may want to frame this and hang it in all the rooms in your house:

hahhahahaha

I have one on the way and have to say I am quite dissapointed I wassure most of this was allowed. I was looking forward to a quite game ofchess followed by a quick tumble dry.

I like the cage idea. I've known some perfect candidates, though I guess I can hardly say it would be all their fault.